Concept storefront · AI earbuds product page
Cyrano
A product page for Cyrano, concept earbuds that listen to the room and whisper the right line in your ear.
Why I made it
Struck me mid-chat with friends: wouldn't it be cool if there were an AI-driven earpiece that helps you in social situations and makes you appear more interesting? Social anxiety, outsourced.
What's on the page
- A three-step “how it works” and a mock-up of the companion app
- A spec sheet that rates wit 11 on a scale of 10
- Mock press quotes and alpha-tester reviews, written as part of the joke
- A “coming soon” line-up of personas: Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker, Mark Twain, Jane Austen, Winston Churchill and Mae West
From the site's own fine print
Cyrano is a concept, not a product. It exists to explore an idea, not to be bought. No earbuds, no app, no waitlist.